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RECIPES This is a part of the SemenTherapy.com website.
These recipes call for human semen.
Do not mix semen into cola drinks, there is a chemical reaction and the cola colouring separates. It is a crime to put semen in someone's food or drink without their permission.
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SEMEN SALAD DRESSING This is great with any green/garden salad. After the men ejaculate on the salad, let the semen stand for fifteen minutes to melt, then add dressing. If you want the semen fresher, the men may orgasm into the vinegar of the salad dressing then wait only a minute for it to melt. Fresh Semen 1 ejaculation for each couple eating Balsamic Vinegar 1/4 cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil 1/4 cup Lemon Juice 2 tablespoons Parsley 2 tablespoons Basil 1 tablespoon Oregano a pinch Dried Crushed Red Peppers 1/4 teaspoon Add semen directly to salad and wait fifteen minutes or combine the semen and vinegar, letting stand while whisking the other ingredients. Add all together and shake vigorously. Pour evenly over salad. SEMEN ORANGE JUICE This is perhaps the easiest way to start your day right by getting your semen in the morning. Ejaculating into a glass just after my shower leaves enough time for the semen to melt before I fill the glass with orange juice. If you don't let it melt, the cool juice will keep the jism stuck to the glass. Fresh Semen 1 ejaculation for each person drinking Orange juice 1 cup Allow the semen to melt, then add orange juice and enjoy right away. SEMEN DEVILLED EGGS Called Pick-nick Eggs or Stuffed Eggs, these are delicious boiled eggs with the egg yoke spiced up and then placed back into the white halves. Fresh Semen 1 ejaculation for each couple eating Hard Boiled Eggs 2 Finely Chopped Olives Or Celery 1/4 cup Finely Chopped Sweet Pepper Or Pimento 1/4 cup Oil 1 tablespoon Lemon Juice Or Mayonnaise 1 tablespoon Paprika liberal sprinkle Boil eggs gently for 20 minutes, then let cool in cold water. Carefully remove the shells, and cut in half longways. Combine yolks and other ingredients well, then scoop heaping mounds into the egg white halves and cover with paprika. SEMEN CAESAR This is refreshing! Fresh Semen 1 ejaculation for each person drinking Clamato Juice 2/3 cup Vodka 1 Ounce Worcestershire Sauce 1 dash Tabasco Sauce 1 dash Salt and Pepper 1 dash Celery Stalk 1 Ejaculate into Vodka and allow the semen to melt (a minute should do it). Pour in Clamato (or Tomato Juice in a pinch) and garnish. SEMEN VANILLA PUDDING It is best to use an instant pudding mix, so that you do not have to cook the semen. Vanilla flavour just makes sense, In my humble opinion. Fresh Semen 1 ejaculation for each couple eating Package of Instant Pudding 1 Milk usually 2 cups Allow the semen to melt in the serving bowl. Add the milk and pudding mix and stir vigorously. Cool serving bowl in fridge, then serve at the table into smaller bowls. © 2011 sementherapy.com | ||||